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What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?
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What do you call a virgin on a waterbed? What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say? Beat it - we're closed. Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties? To find a tight seal.
What's the difference between sin and shame? It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out. What's the speed limit of sex?
What does a man have in his trousers that a lady doesn't want in her face? Reveal Answer A ring. Or buy it in print! Your finger fits right in it. They might let down their trunks!
Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box? She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, "Lie to me!
Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside?
What's another name for pickled bread? Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy? What's the difference between light and hard? You can sleep with a light on. Why is sex like a bridge game? You don't need a partner if you have a good hand. What's the height of conceit? Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
What's the definition of macho? Jogging home from your own vasectomy. What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? Their balls are just for decoration. Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
You don't need a partner if you have a good hand. When You blow me you feel good. Because they can bleed for a week and still not die. If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside?
Because it scares the hell out of the dog. Why is divorce so expensive?
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